Mike recently went to the doctor to have a mole removed. The mole didn't seem that big, but by the time the dermatologist finally removed the whole thing, Mike was left with a long line of stitches on his neck. While he tries to make it inconspicuous by keeping it covered with flesh covered bandages, inevitably someone will notice and ask what happened. The following are just a few of his current stories.
*Vampire Attack
*Neck Lift
*Knife fight
If you have any other ideas we would love to hear them. After all, the truth about most injuries is not usually very interesting....and where's the fun in that?
4 comments:
mike is actually a reanimated corpse who really died in the 1800's. Equipped with a new brain, he roams the countryside looking for young damsels to terrorize.
-Greg
After being abruptly taken in by the CIA, I woke up 2 weeks later with no memory of what had happened...and a scar.
I didn't know you were THAT into twilight!
bad lobotomy - really bad
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